Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A: Plymouth Rock

Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims

Q: Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
A: They use FOWL language.

Q: What’s a turkey’s favorite type of doll?
A: Gobble-heads!

Q: Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
A: It had 24 carrots.

Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

Q: Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
A: To hatchet.

Q: Why did the band hire a turkey as a drummer?
A: Because he had the drumsticks!

Q: What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it?
A: Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.

Q: What’s the friendliest vegetable on Earth?
A: The sweet potato!

Q: Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?
A: Because April showers bring Mayflowers!

Q: If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
A: Their AGE!

Q: Why don’t turkeys fly?
A: They can’t afford plane tickets!

Q: Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?
A: Because their belt buckles are on their hats!

Q: If a man wants to eat a turkey on Thanksgiving, what does a turkey want?
A: It simply wants to run away.

Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside

Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A: They suspected it of fowl play

Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

Q: What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
A: The turKEY

Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A: Boy! I’m stuffed!

Q: Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”?
A: Because they never learned good table manners!

Q: What sound does a space turkey make?
A: Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!

Q: What key has legs and can’t open doors?
A: A Turkey.

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken’s day off!

Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he’s already stuffed!

Q: In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated?
A: Turkey.

Q: If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?
A: Goblet.

Q: What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?
A: Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!

Q: What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
A: Your nose.

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin pi.

Q: What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
A: Squash